AI-powered website roasts

Your website is
probably ugly.

Paste any URL. Our AI will screenshot it, judge every pixel, and deliver a savage roast with an honest score. It hurts because it's true.

0 sites roasted Avg score: 42/100

What You Get

More than just a roast. A full audit that'll actually help you improve.

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Website Audit

Design, copy, UX, SEO, and trust scores with specific recommendations.

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Social Scan

We check your X, LinkedIn, Instagram & TikTok presence. Painfully.

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Google Profile

Your Business Profile gets graded too. Reviews, photos, the works.

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Content Strategy

AI-generated playbook to actually grow. No fluff, just strategy.

Want More Roasts?

3 free per day. Or stock up and roast your competitors.

3
Credits
$9
$3 per roast
  • Full website audit
  • Social media scan
  • Google Business check
  • Content strategy playbook
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10
Credits
$29
$2.90 per roast
  • Everything in Starter
  • AI-rewritten copy
  • 30-day content calendar
  • Competitor comparison
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30
Credits
$79
$2.63 per roast
  • Everything in Pro
  • White-label reports
  • Re-scan anytime
  • Priority processing
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FAQ

Is this really free?
Yes! 3 roasts per day, no signup required. We're not totally stupid — we know the free roasts are marketing. But they're also genuinely useful. Consider it a sample.
How does the roasting work?
We screenshot your site, extract the content, and feed it to GPT-4 Vision. The AI judges every pixel with the enthusiasm of a Gordon Ramsay kitchen inspection.
Will you share my URL?
Only if you share it yourself. Your roasts are private unless you deliberately share the link or post to social media.
Can I roast my competitor's site?
Absolutely. In fact, we encourage it. Knowing your competitor's weaknesses is half the battle. The other half is not being delusional about your own.
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